MESHACK Lekalakala (28) from Stinkwater, in Tshwane got the shock of his life when he saw a man poking his goat on Sunday.

“I thought I was dreaming when I saw a man’s buttocks blocking my view as I peeped outside my window,” said Meshack.

He said he called the man by name, who then simply pulled up his underwear, apologised and put on his clothes.

“He admitted to raping the goat and apologised, but his sister said he would never do that to an animal because beautiful women were lining up to date him.”

SPCA inspector Meshack Matlou advised the family to open a case against the man.

He said: “We will take the goat to a vet who will draft a medical report.

“A case will be opened and if he is found guilty, he should face the consequences.”