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Did your Samsung Galaxy phone catch on fire? No biggie! Just download Xtinguishr, the exciting new app that will probably* put out your phone fire safely!

As soon as your phone explodes into an incredibly dangerous inferno, simply scroll through your list of apps, open Xtinguisher, type in your personal 9-digit passcode, and then choose the correct extinguishing power for your current situation.

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“This app is the BEST!!” wrote one App Store reviewer. “I luv the cartoon fire extinguisher who talks to u when u open the app. No it didnt put out the fire on my phone, but so wat. 4 stars.”

“Best app ever!!!!” wrote another. “My hand burned off while waiting for it to load, but I never to stop texting for even a second. 10/10 would recommend.”

*Disclaimer: we haven’t actually tested it yet with an actual fire.

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